SOME NEWS

Millportpoloco news: This year will be FREE ENTRY and I think the prizes reflect that:

As everyone knows the real goal is to get to ring the bell on the Freddy Merckx Hardman trophy:

There is also a trophy for the Urban Keirin on Friday and don't forget the ONE POUND WHISKYS in the Tavern.

Right. The tandem is on the road and everyone is off to Dublin..see ya!
(If your coming the best thing to do is grab a Scotsman in Dublin and see if he can remember we're putting on this event.)

"THIS IS GLASGOW, WE'LL SET ABOUT YE"

As you'll all have heard Scotland is now on al-Qaeda's list, but don't let it bother you, cos we're not bothered. Here's what John Smeaton, one of the locals who took it upon himself to batter a suicide bomber, has to say about the threat: