1. Billy didn't make it onto the island. He was last seen lying spread-eagled on the sea front in Largs shouting profanities at the sky.
2. Matt nearly drowned. Matt holds the dubious honour of being ( probably ) the only bike messenger ever to have nearly drowned DURING an alleycat.
3. Matt was rescued by a hot girl wearing just her under wear. Nice one Justyna... nice one Matt!
4. 'Fou of the booze' was found lying drunk in the street in Glasgow before anyone had even got on the train.
5. Bert ran his own bike over in the van.
6. Kerr snogged a local. There really should have been a prize for that.
7. Woody's tent WASN'T set on fire.
8. It rained, then the sun came out, then it rained, then the sun came out, then it rained, then the sun came out, then it...
9. Neil got mild hypothernia AGAIN.
10. Randall chopped up his carbon bike and gave little pieces of it to everyone...what a gent.